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[Release] Office Life 01 September 29, 2010

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Wait, what?

We’re back. Sort of. I’m the translator now, mostly because I’m the only person around with any formal Japanese learning, and I don’t want to forget it all.

Download – Mediafire

Not much to say…I chose this because it’s simple. Very anti-climactic for our (not so) big comeback.

I might do some housecleaning when I get the chance, this place is a total disaster. I don’t know how I ever thought this place was organized nicely.

lol Downtime October 5, 2009

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Somehow all of the blogs registered to my account were deleted sometime this weekend. Any of the ones that mattered (not a lot) I requested be restored. Unfortunately I remembered this one last minute, so I guess it’ll be under my care for a while longer. Not like it’ll make any difference.


[Release] Otokonoko Onnanoko 01 June 5, 2009

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Our first hentai manga release. I’d be a bit more enthusiastic about this, but it seems we were a little slow and someone beat us to releasing it.

We thought we’d release it anyway since we had already done most of the work for it, but we won’t be continuing with the rest of the chapters. We aren’t petty and 2 groups releasing the same thing is stupid. So go read the rest on someone elses money.

In other news, this was our debut release with our new partner, angeloCiRE, wo does his own solo translations here. Who knows why he gave us a hand when he is capable as a one man band, but why challenge a good thing? So as the fruit of this new union, we have some cool things lined up for you, but I don’t feel like telling you what they are. If you take 5 seconds to snoop around the site you might just find out though.

New Translator/Backlog Project Picked up FTW! April 22, 2009

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Well, we’ve been on break for a while because my friend who I managed to coerce into translating all of our projects so far has been too busy with graduation and looking for a job.  Well recently we were contacted by a very special fellow named AngeloCire, who will now be our full time translator.

So, a while ago when we were still taking requests someone requested that we do an H-Manga called Otokonoko Onnanoko.  We all liked the art and were intrigued by the idea of porn with actual story, however, there was no way I could make my friend translate it due to 40+ page chapters.   But! Now with our savior AngeloCire, we can work on this project with renewed fanatical fervor for scanlating Japanese porn.

Before too long we should have this first chapter for you all, the fans who have hung on to the last remnants of hope, or just the people who happened to run into our page.  Until that time, check out our past releases if you haven’t done so already, or shove off!

EroKami/Lord Paper out

Blah Blah March 31, 2009

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Just popping by to show our vitals are still intact. Though as always, they’re very low. We’re like a vegetable of sorts…that has fits…of releases.

Anyhow, a surefire way to pump some life into us would be to find a translator. Yes we desperately need someone that can translate so all us useless editors have something to work with. Our project picking process includes seeing a doujin we like, and trying to force our (one persons) ties with friends to get translations, so if someone were to show up, they’d have a say in what would be our next venture.
As before, to apply, email us at: (asobi.nin.scans[at]gmail.com). Requirements are also as before – see 4 posts down.

I don’t quite know myself if we will be doing the rest of the RE series. My fellow members are iffy on the slightly obscene content of the remaining installments, and a translation is always up in the air. We also have no idea if SaHa has been comissioned with the rest or not. So yeah, there’s a bit of info on our one sort of main project.

Thanks also to the one person that responded to my call for RUBBISH raws. Still looking for more…

You may also have noticed we took down the requests page. We did so because…it was a cruel joke. Not that we intended it to be, but without a translator, we had no hope of fufilling peoples requests. So that’s gone.

…And that’s it. May we have a fit soon.

[Release] RE10 February 25, 2009

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RE10 by RUBBISH Selecting Squad

Don’t worry, we used the QUALITY raws this time. No ridiculous second release.

If shirou’s penis was any bigger then it wouldn’t be Saber x Shirou, it would be Saber x Shirou’s wang. It also has this horrible tendency to bubble over with semen immediately after ejaculating. It’s probably a negative effect of his mutated, steroid pumped member.

Also. a request from Luco:

<@Luco_> If anyone has any raws of RUBBISH Selecting Squad doujins that aren’t from the RE series (I need Re Extra though), please send them to the group email (asobi.nin.scans@gmail.com).

mmk? I know you’re all just darlings and are gonna help a poor lolicon out. We might translate the stuff if you deliver, so don’t be shy.

Oh, and apologies go out to SaHa, who I believe has been commissioned to work on all of the RE titles or some shit like that, but Luco and EroKami insisted we nick all the good ones.

It’s Over 9000 hits? January 11, 2009

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At first working on hentai was interesting because it was something I hadn’t done before and we could do pretty much whatever we wanted and work at our own pace without that feeling of urgency that you get working on a series.

Now I accidentally leave images of Satoko getting rammed open in Gimp and forget they are there for hours at a time. Talk about acclimation.

By the way, still looking for a translator. Tell your friends. We’d release probably twice as often. You also get a say in what we work on. Promise.

[Release] Douka Nagekanaide January 6, 2009

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Douka Nagekanaide by Black List and Plastic Image

The long awaited 4th release. Took forever because I’m the only person cool enough to stay at home for the holidays. Some loligurashi doujin. There’s loli in it. It’s got Satoko (who is a loli) for part 1 and Mion (who is not a loli) for part 2. The blue-haired one talks to an old man at the beginning and that was pretty awesome. I’m sure he wanted to stick her but was just afraid of breaking a hip. And the law. Anyway if lolis and ugly art are your thing then please enjoy your fap good sir. Thank you for flying Asobi-Nin airways and upon departure make sure you’ve retrieved all used tissues and cleared your cache before leaving the plane.

[Release] Onegai Pitagorasu November 22, 2008

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Doujin Circle – Takanaedoko

So here is our long awaited 3rd release I guess. It’s gundam, and everybody likes that right? Please love us.

Features a certain Lockon Stratos and Feldt Grace, along with Sumeragi and Allelujah. Isn’t Feldt adorable? Yes. Yes she is. Anyway, I worked real hard cleaning out the title on the second page at the top of this post. Fingers and thong straps are tricky little devils to redraw.

So enjoy your fap, or whatever. I’m gonna go listen to the OPs again.

halp! October 30, 2008

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We’re currently snooping around for a lonely translator that is LFG.

The work wouldn’t be too stessful. This is a side project for everyone involved so we’re pretty chill about the whole thing and don’t have deadlines or anythng like that.

Requirements/Recommended Skillz (open to discussion):

  • Knows Japanese (lol)
  • Knows English too. You’d be surprised how important this step is. We don’t have a proofreader, so it’s sort of a passive action. The more the script makes sense in the beginning the less we have to rape and mutilate it later.
  • Is not super srsbsns. We like releasing a good final product, but what’s the use if you don’t have some fun along the way? Caring about your work is cool and all, but come on. It’s porn.
  • Willing to translate a wide variety of doujins or hentai. Being genre exclusive is lame. Not saying you can’t reject a project EVAR, or that you don’t have an opinion, but we will make frowny faces in IRC if you tell us you won’t translate [this] and [that] and [that too]. Which beings me to my next point:
  • Bonus points if you know how to use IRC. We basically sit in our seekrit base and lulz it up, but when we really need to discuss srsbsns hentai stuff, IRC is where it happens. We do have that group email, but I certainly don’t check it, and I’m not sure how often everyone else checks it. IRC isn’t that hard. Balls up and jump in. It’s fun.

Uh…as far as I know that’s it. You can email us at our group email (asobi.nin.scans[at]gmail.com), come to our IRC channel, or respond to this post with a way to reach you. Or something.

tl;dr: lol EroKami and Luco love hentai so much they can’t decide between the 58 projets they’ve lined up, and need someone to translate them.