halp! October 30, 2008
Posted by pirate1019 in News/Junk.Tags: ASOBI-NIN WANTS YOU!, srsbsns
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We’re currently snooping around for a lonely translator that is LFG.
The work wouldn’t be too stessful. This is a side project for everyone involved so we’re pretty chill about the whole thing and don’t have deadlines or anythng like that.
Requirements/Recommended Skillz (open to discussion):
- Knows Japanese (lol)
- Knows English too. You’d be surprised how important this step is. We don’t have a proofreader, so it’s sort of a passive action. The more the script makes sense in the beginning the less we have to rape and mutilate it later.
- Is not super srsbsns. We like releasing a good final product, but what’s the use if you don’t have some fun along the way? Caring about your work is cool and all, but come on. It’s porn.
- Willing to translate a wide variety of doujins or hentai. Being genre exclusive is lame. Not saying you can’t reject a project EVAR, or that you don’t have an opinion, but we will make frowny faces in IRC if you tell us you won’t translate [this] and [that] and [that too]. Which beings me to my next point:
- Bonus points if you know how to use IRC. We basically sit in our seekrit base and lulz it up, but when we really need to discuss srsbsns hentai stuff, IRC is where it happens. We do have that group email, but I certainly don’t check it, and I’m not sure how often everyone else checks it. IRC isn’t that hard. Balls up and jump in. It’s fun.
Uh…as far as I know that’s it. You can email us at our group email (asobi.nin.scans[at]gmail.com), come to our IRC channel, or respond to this post with a way to reach you. Or something.
tl;dr: lol EroKami and Luco love hentai so much they can’t decide between the 58 projets they’ve lined up, and need someone to translate them.
Stance on sfx October 29, 2008
Posted by pirate1019 in News/Junk.Tags: srsbsns
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So I was told to write somethng on our policy when it comes to cleaning sfx, because there was dramu about it while cleaning RE04 (ironically I, the cleaner, wasn’t involved). It goes a little something like this”
We will not clean out sfx. They are a pain in the ass to me, and the increase in time that it takes to release a chapter outweighs the benefits that it provides. We will remove the smaller easier ones that take little or no time at all, and will typeset in next to the bigger or more relevant sfx, their translations. I will clean out everything that resides within a bubble, be it talking, moans, or even sfx. If it’s a special occasion, the other members might bug me enoough that I’ll clean out every (or very nearly) sfx and it will look epic. Don’t expect this too often though, because redrawing bodily fluids gets old really fast.
tl;dr: lol I do whatever I want.
[Release] RE04 October 29, 2008
Posted by pirate1019 in Fate/Stay Night, Straight.Tags: Fate/Stay Night, Releases
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Download – [Link removed due to FAIL] (LQ garbage)
Download – DepositFiles | Mediafire (HEUG and sparkly HQ version!)
Update: lol! The completely re-cleaned and re-typeset chapter was done like 6 hours after we were informed that we had picked shit raws that were horrible shit, which was 10 minutes after we released the LQ version. Too bad I was sleeping instead of putting this link here.
Saber x Shirou, what else is new. Circle is RUBBISH Selecting Squad.
D’aaaaaaaaaaw. It features an unusually vulnerable Saber and somewhat lecherous Shirou. Shitty raws are shitty. If all of FAKKU!’s raws are this bad, I’ll need to start rejecting shit that EroKami gets from there. Pictures at the end were a pain to level, and I still didn’t do them right. Look at all the pretty gradients!
Thar ye go! – Special Deluxe super HEUG textless page 26, for Anon’s fapping pleshure.
lol, headers. October 29, 2008
Posted by pirate1019 in News/Junk.Tags: Extra, Misc.
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Guess what? We haven’t released something new! What we’ve been doing is making new headers for the site. Whoop!
This, and this too. We have others, but apparently I suck cocks at typesetting and stuff, so they ‘aren’t ready’ or something.
Too bad we’re lame and don’t have a real domain. Then we could use WordPress’ cool stuff and choose themes that let us rotate banners and shit. Oh well.
We also have one that is *Kawaii~* ^__^ approved by a couple of our staff members, and will be put on display once we release our next chapter. You have to understand that these people wrestle grizzly bears and eat lit fireworks for breakfast (allegedly), so anything getting the *Kawaii~* seal of approval from them is probably adorable enough to cause nuts to burst among the common population.
[Release] The Grass Was Green on the Other Side Too October 22, 2008
Posted by pirate1019 in Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Straight.Tags: Releases, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
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Download – DepositFiles | Mediafire
Here’s some Happy-tan x Sensei Despair Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei lol!
Basically this is the only way EroKami managed to kidnap me and bring me into this unholy circle. I’m not huge on reading doujins, but I’m stupid for SZS, so I tagged along. No very little Komori-chan, sorry. ![]()
The doujin circle responsible is called Zattou Keshiki.
Edit: Oh jeez. I was a little bad at cleaning when I worked on this. I certainly hope I’ve improved in the half-year since then. v2 if it bugs me enough (when’s the last time you heard a hentai group say that?).
First Post lol October 22, 2008
Posted by pirate1019 in News/Junk.Tags: Misc., News
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So I was stiffed into making a group page, what else is new. Now on to more important news, like that we are nearly done with our first project. I dunno if I’m allowed to say what it is or whatever, because some people care about stuff like that, because scanlating porn is serious business. Except in fact it isn’t, and I’m sure that nobody here really cares what I do, because if I ragequit this group, they would lose their errand boy.
This project is like months and months in the making. We started it over 100 years ago. It got cleaned, and then nobody typeset it. Ever. Then last Thursday it sprung from the dead when a new typesetter finished it in 3 days. Now I regret not demanding a new typesetter forever ago. The End.
tl;dr: We are Asobi-Nin Scans, nice to meet you!



